Dining in style and elegance

proving mars superiority

The most delicious "human" flesh in the universe

High Quality

Our humans are wild caught on earth and flash frozen for freshness just for Cannibal Cafeteria.

Tasting Menu

Indulge in chef Phil Feeks tasting menu featuring some of the tastes that have made us the most famous fine dining on Mars.

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best fine dinning

1st place "prestigious" AWArded to cannibal cafeteria

Cannibal Cafeteria was awarded a 1ST PLACE “PRESTIGIOUS” fine dining award as an establishing restaurant on the planet Mars.

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featured dishes

Braised Knuckles

Kohlrabi Apple Slaw, Fried Fingernails finished with Balsamic Bile

Labia Buttcheek Shish Kabob

Lice Rice, Bell Peppers, Onions, Fresh Herbs

Leg Of Man

Creamy Thigh Au Gratin, Fresh Vegetables, Beet Blood Drizzle

Esophagus Noodles

Chopped Elbows, Iris Balls, Butter, White Wine, Finished With Hair Follicles and Herbs

Heart of Hearts

served on the Palm of Hand, Crispy Feet Bottoms

Tasting Menu

Adventure through our menu in smaller portions. Pre-order required.

meet the team

the zombie crew at Cannibal Cafeteria

Head Chef – Phil Feek

Sous Chef – Becky Barf

Manager – Moto

head chef

phil feek

Hi all, I'm chef phil feek, head chef at cannibal cafeteria. specialty in cross contamination.

Sous Chef

becky barf

Hi all, I'm becky barf and my heart is in this food.

general manager

moto

I'm in charge here at Cannibal Cafeteria and can get you into the vip after hour patio parties if you play.

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bar menu

Crispy Ear Rangoon

served with sweet and sour toe jam

Thinly Sliced Cheek

served with ponzu sauce

Gut Oysters

pimple caviar

seafood stuffed penis cap

eyelash sprinkles

Scalp spring rolls

gallbladder dipping sauce

toe jam crostinis

assorted toe jams, head cheese and soft breast milk cheeses

the animal shelter lounge presents

our signatures

cocktails

The Windex

ARTISANAL VODKA | HYPNOTIC LIQUEUR | PINEAPPLE BITTERS | LEMON TWIST | MINI SPRAY BOTTLE GARNISH

Breast Russian

ARTISANAL VODKA | LEOPOLD | BROS COFFEE LIQUEUR | BREAST MILK | NIP CAP SIPPER

EXPRESSO MARTINI

Lazy Libation

The Second-Hand Smoke

LAGAVULIN 16 | HALF SMOKED MARLBORO CIGARETTE

Human Bloody Mary

FORTALEZA TEQUILA| HOT BLOOD | HORSERADISH | SNAKES | FRESH LEMON & LIME

from human to intellectual zombie

our story

The year is 2038 and humans arrived on Mars. As the months went on people started acting a bit strange and developing gross grimy hygiene. The “zombie” disease plague started and a taste for human flesh became normal. Brain size actually increased with this disease makes controlling this new species quite complicated for earthlings. Although gross in appearance this new species had a cultured elegance and enjoyed a proper dining etiquette when feasting on us. Thus Cannibal Cafeteria was established.

our menu

entrée

Toe yum soup

organ stew gazpacho

blood marinara

Filet of bicep served with mashed colon

butt cheek pulled pork

elbow macaroni with hair follicle & iris

lg and sm nipple pepperoni pizza

artery lo main seared liver

corner pockets

creamy thigh au gratin

crispy feet bottoms

tongue nigiri

cuticle cucumber salad

bone broth

love handle tostones

testicles arancini with truffle

stuffed finger sticks

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we are hiring

an ode to a classic

LOCATION

FIND US HERE ON MARS

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Mission: To prove our superiority to humans by improving mars operations. Dining in style and elegance on the most delicious flesh available in the universe.

★★★★★ 5/5

The best human cuisine in the solar system.